i LOVE the og ridgeline so much because it’s ugly as fucking sin. i HATE the chevy avalanche and the ridgeline looks too similar to it, BUT as a huge fan of honda reliability and general performance, a honda truck seems like a no-brainer. so besides and despite looking goofy i have a soft spot for it because i feel…

nah, it probably just detected all the bullshit and went straight for it.

that sounds fun. i can’t afford a jag but i can go hang out at a jag service center and for a few weeks a year, it’ll be like if i could.

it’s a well established way to protect yourself from covid according to a very reputable source.

haha adorable. did you drink your 8oz of bleach today?

no, it’s like the old kmart in arcata that looked like a bodega and had a bathroom that would make a porta-potty gag.

trump may be an amoral ignorant scumbag but the buffoon taught me a thing or two about how to play republican politics. most important of all is how important branding is: if trump yells over and over that he’s gonna get a poor ass country to build a wall america can’t afford to build, now we’re all arguing about…

i had to check twice to make sure this wasn’t the onion.

amen. preach, brotha/sista.

it’s not mutually exclusive. you can be super cool and have shit taste in shoes, as this “article” illustrates. in my case, giving in to crocs is like me turning into a bulls fan because everyone else loves them, so never gonna happen.

that was a quick 14 days.

ahahah so 2020, eh? for the first time in my life i’m glad to live in a disgustingly hot barren desert and it was only like half-way through.

i’ll turn off all the hot water and let it turn ice cold for a second or two before i get out of the shower. it’s not pleasant but it’ll wake my ass up when i’m still real sleepy in the morning, especially if it’s cold outside and i’m falling asleep in the nice hot shower.  

it’s an absolutely terrible situation, but i think he would’ve wanted his friends and family and the public to consider how hard the job of cop is and just call this an innocent error.

i realized a long time ago that when it comes to pc hardware, unless you’re one of the few people who needs every last mb of ram they can get, generally there’s very little incentive to the latest/greatest parts besides bragging rights. obviously, if money is simply not an issue then nothing but the best, but i’ve had…

i saw this documentary called “it’s always sunny in philadelphia” and it said that hornets also make honey maybe.  

he left the hospital and after being transported to the white house lawn, he went straight from the helicopter to shoot a promo at the front entrance, complete with a film crew which he began to shoot immediately after removing his mask.

ahaahaha, is that the one where bam’s splayed out on the ground crying saying something like “i ride skateboards, man, what the fuck?”