i seriously can’t believe people give amazon money to stay in their home rent-free and listen in on everything in exchange for the very minor convenience of not having to use the beautiful screens on like the 12 devices in their home that can access the internet.

me three. i’ve mentioned it here in the past because i thought it was kinda’ weird since i used to be very much of the opinion that carbonated water was bullshit then all of a sudden, click. i feel like it’s something like how kids love sweets and if anyone had let you, you’d eat kit kats and reese’s pieces instead of…

so, hear me out. i know you love wrenching and that you fully understood that any or all of these issues were very possible, so i’m sure it doesn’t bother you that much. i feel like you could’ve just got a job at a mechanic shop for a few weeks and then using the european funny money you earned plus the cash you…

so we’re all agreed these ev start-ups are just shell companies for the purpose of money laundering, right?

oh. your. god.  dajiban has got to be the greatest automotive word ever.

it looks like robocop’s shoe.

you can have too much of EVERYTHING.....except ram.

a burritos form and function as a fully self-enclosed meal makes them highly portable by definition but if you can’t pick it up without its guts spilling out, then that’s a burrito only by the strictest technical definition. if it would be an inconvenience or you are unable to eat that burrito with a knife and fork on…

and vice versa.

i have a data cap?

liking everything but the fish so i’d skip them and go with a lump of cream cheese or like soyrizo and melty cheese and leave everything else the same.

i p0sted a TIL about how tom cruise divorced each of his ex-wives when they were 33 and each has been 11 years younger than the last. i hope katie’s new partner doesn’t require such precise calculations.

just like microtransactions in games we’re all being held hostage by a small number of wealthy individuals, as well as preying on those with addictions and poor impulse control, who are willing to pay exorbitant sums of money even if the vast majority of people will not.