you can if you plan on making america great again by voting against trump.

i should’ve known you were an old man when you started talking about ska.

too good.

i totally get what you mean and i agree it’s not shit hardware but my issue is specifically simply having consoles with different specs. based on the last console cycle this is only phase 1 and we’ll get a slim/pro/+/q (or t or k or whatever letters are left) update halfway through and you can bet there will be games…

i can’t wait till we get the boundary break video where we find out jesus is just a ferret manipulating a system of pulleys and levers.

if you’re an integral part of the world champion chicago bulls team that ruined my childhood and pretty much killed sports for me, then a million dollars probably wouldn’t be shit to get out of bed for.

f’real. the only thing fucking more absurdly ridiculous than giving a shit about any of these people is having to summarize the epic battle where stupidity killed shame and then climbed up its own ass.

astronomers could blow several fingers off with fireworks and die because they didn’t follow the instructions on a box of pop-tarts AND they’d still be smarter than any cretin who believes in virgin birth.

i have mixed feelings. on one hand, i love options and i think the appeal of moving to next gen for $300 is undeniable and i appreciate that they’re even willing to cannibalize sales of their new hardware because traditionally there are more than enough people willing to pay full price at launch. i understand that in…

the solution seems pretty obvious: if epic doesn’t wanna pay apple or google to access their services why don’t they make their own phones and OS? it’s not like they’re collecting money to feed starving children or some shit, it’s basically some rich motherfuckers suing some other rich motherfuckers over who gets to…

slide that shit over here. that sounds like something i’d pay for.

reminds me of one of the best corny-ass bumper stickers i saw when i was a kid, “i’ve got an STD: kids”

hopefully no one expected much of the reporting about trump’s sentiments towards the military because as important as it is to put a spotlight on and take note of, trumpanzees really don’t give a fuck. i’ve tried my own thought experiments about what trump would have to do lose their vote and you pretty much end up…

they double-dipped on privilege and used their “race” to their convenience as necessary. unlike the “ethnic republican” or “republican scientist”, i wouldn’t go as far as just accusing them of being shiftless opportunists because i want to believe they thought they were helping in some way but there is no way they can…

perhaps, but because we’re talking fast food, rat feces probably ranks somewhere near the bottom on the list of gross shit you just ate that lets them sell food for a buck. 

underrated is an understatement.

if something like this catches on maybe future games can implement an extra server slot for these bots to silently work in the background or make two extra slots for one on each team. of course, i’d assume a developer could do this in a more elegant manner without taking up any server slots because these bots are…

microsoft’s naming scheme is as clever as 5 shirtless guys standing next to each other at a football game with a letter painted on their belly.

that’s a fair point because as consistently great as the show was, i had already assumed the series was over several times in the past only to be pleasantly surprised by a fresh season that i had no fucking clue existed.