it sounds fun to be a conservative. you’ve been throwing a 60 year tantrum because you want to cripple big gov’t and privatize absolutely everything, letting the free market decide all like some sort of violent chicken fight, AND and then you run straight to the gov’t to tattle and throw a tantrum because your…

i bet your dad still thinks about the $1.79 that got away.

yea cause now we know he’s a racist AND a disingenuous mealy mouthed little bitch.

i used to LOVE nacho cheese but it doesn’t really do shit for me anymore. it’s not like i hate it or won’t eat it but when i was a kid i thought nacho cheese was the shit and if i got the chance i’d drown everything in it. my 7-11 nachos were just a complete abuse 0f the cheese honor system and a complete affront to…

it’s the nicest dodge neon i’ve ever seen

just like trump’s trade tarrifs, as long as trump voters are crippled by their own volition because they’re too stupid to vote for their own self interests this is absolutely hilarious. i have empathy for everyone who is affected by this despite not voting trump because they didn’t ask for any of this but i know some…

crazy.  i just mentioned this movie a couple weeks ago in a reddit thread

ahahaha that’s great. a song that was so crappy it actually had a negative effect on your life.

i think my galaxy s2 had one and maybe even my htc evo and evo3d, but it didn’t even hit me to use it until i got my note 3 around 2013-ish. i found a remote app on the play store randomly and it wasn’t very user friendly but i tried a couple until i found the one i still use to this day because it’s dead simple.

speaking of which, i’m still on my note 4 and it’s not until very recently that i wasn’t able to use an app because it’s too old. i bought another used one for when this one breaks cause this is the last galaxy note with a microsd slot, removable battery, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY an ir blaster. i have way too much fun…

i don’t like any of their music but they’re pissing off all the right people, not taking shit from any of ‘em, and stomping them all out with massive success. these chicks are fucking badasses.

it’s such a god damn shame that ceelo’s a rapey dipshit. i am.....no, was, a huge fan of his music but this was just ruthlessly stupid. how hard is it to say “what about them? they suck” and move on but instead we get ‘karen cosby’ lecturing us about how dirty music has become since his last album.

i think you might wanna leave at least one bullet for yourself in case you get your reboot.

second. best of luck on the trip but i think i just figured something out. tracy’s just a gambling addict but i must say, i think he’s much better off rescuing jeeps from ending up in the trash than buying lottery tickets. after reading his many odd, financially irresponsible, but ultimately compelling rust covered exp…

i owe americans an apology. i never thought they’d be willing to do the tough jobs that they normally hire illegal immigrants for but here we have a true blue trump voter proving me wrong. 

where’s his fucking mask?

the fact that you are having trouble understanding why some dipshit is trying to use stupid bullshit as a valid defense indicates that, unlike the common trump voter, you know what a logical fallacy is.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahh too good. too good

this is probably my favorite thing i ever saw on the internet.

i do not like lobster so i read this article out of sheer morbid curiosity, like a horrified onlooker passing by a brutal car wreck but when it got the part about “butter ice cream” i did take note. i can imagine it being all sorts of bad very easily but done just right it also sounds like it could be quite savory.