if you know of something as genuinely hilarious than farmers who voted for trump and lost their farms because of it, i’d love to see it.

they’re 80's style go-go reaganauts. 

besides every combination of sounds made by super mario bros 1 that are forever embedded in my blood, there are a couple of tunes that just get me every time and can literally give me goosebumps if the mood is right.

i bought a big, fat, pentium 4 toshiba laptop in like 2005 that was a store display at office max. it had a 15.6' screen, 512mb ram and a 20gb hdd and even though it almost immediately felt obsolete compared to the slimmer, more compact laptops that became more prevalent at the time. when i went to college, it was my…

i fucking love kathleen madigan’s 30min comedy central special from like the 90's so it’s neat to see someone else who appreciated it as well.

i worked at a restaurant which of course means our dairy was refrigerated and even when i knew our coffee was freshly brewed and boiling hot, you’d get a genius who complained about their coffee being cold after pouring cold milk on it.

every time you do a shareholder gets its wings.

exactly, which is why i used the word “should”. i completely agree with you but what i’m saying is that it would be in everybody’s self interest for the government to put restrictions on business practices that actually interfere and hinder the most important parts of having a free market. the fact that there are laws…

i’d play this game in a heartbeat if there were any elena siegman songs in it.

my mom still owns her 99 accord that she bought new. it’s got like 250k miles on it, the interior is falling apart, and besides all the bits that get worn out after 20 years it’s rock solid and although she has a newer car now, she still takes 400 mile road trips in it without any hesitation.

it’s not like i expect THESE fucknuggets to do it but ideally, yes, they should.

no, what’s fascinating is that people are so stupid that they’ve let the discussion about capitalism devolve into simple argument between 100% capitalism OR communism, which is a false premise. what people really want is a well regulated free market with as few barriers to entry as possible would prevent the normal…

if i could buy a 2020 ‘1999 honda accord lx’ i’d be making payments on it now.

yep. i’d been looking forward to borderlands 3 more than anything since it was announced, having played a couple thousand hours (literally a couple, like 2) of bl2 over the course of ps3, ps4, and pc, not to mention several hundred hours of pre-sequel even though it wasn’t that great. i made note of when the preorder…

they’re specifying because they need to. some people expected their nes controllers to work on the snes but they clearly didn’t and ever since then we were conditioned to not expect accessories to work across consoles. everyone knew their snes controllers wouldn’t work with the n64 because they didn’t look anything…

i’m in southern california so our options were usually either heading an hour east to yuma, az or about 2 hours west to san diego and occasionally palm springs, but a “local” show for me could be as far as 4-5 hours away in los angeles. any chance you were on the old shoutweb forum or the audacity music forum a lot of…

this ain’t your grandma’s car website..........no wait.