It’s the “I think so highly of myself that I consider my behavior above scrutiny but things that really aren’t my business at all I feel a need to publicly comment about my disapproval” strain of rich-girl progressive liberalism.

Is Kylie Jenner the hot/hotter one?

You could keep scrolling rather than stop to make a comment. Or read Barstool (funny how no one says “Stick to sports” when they’re showing pics of girls with nice boobs). Pleeeeenty of options out there.

This is great. Gonna be twice as many players kneeling this week.

It seems like there are no shortage of surgeons willing to go ‘that big’, leading me to think it’s not a violation of medical ethics (it’d seem trivially easy to track these doctors down and put them through an ethics panel), just, like, our personal ethics that breasts should not be a fucking chore and health hazard…

PFT Commentator beat you to this joke

One only needs to look as far as the comment section in jezebel or the root to see why your “get over it” mantra is basically completely bankrupt: Whenever an admitted white person cops to being ignorant about some race issue, they can count on the following responses:

Soccer clubs do that shit all the time. Nothing NFL about it, they picked it up from Portland Timber fans who I assume picked it up form European football fans.

I mean, it’s literally impossible to get to Santa Clara from any point north before kickoff... so why shell out big money for a game that you can only make 3/4ths of at best? Oh, meanwhile, the team sucks and you’ll get home super late and you still have to wake up in the morning. You get it coming and going.

He looks, potentially, slightly buzzed. Nowhere close to “sooo drunk”

If they invented the bouncy house, I’ll let a little semi-public masturbation go. They’ve provided so much joy to millions of children, why can’t one grown man provide joy to himself?

Who better to tell this story?

I guess Scott’s (real name: Jacque) a squirter.

I live in the bay area, where rent is high. Before that, I lived in NYC, where rent is also high.

I guess he didn’t have enough nose beers.

Over/under how many times it’s ok to knees a bigger stronger person in the groin... 10? 50? What’s the magic number?

Sounds like Hope Solo has a new running buddy.

Cal Ripken isn’t on his list of 40 best players ever because he was never especially good, he was just pretty good for long time without taking a break. Here’s a quick list of players who were absolutely in every way better and bigger superstars than Ripken:

Yeah considering he has a pattern of interacting in... less-than-appropriate-but-technically-legal ways with other young girls, I don’t really buy the idea that he accidentally stumbled into some 14 year old who desperately wanted to strip naked on a Cam with him.

Her speech pattern is not “modeled on black stereotypes” - it’s a VERY NORMAL SPEECH PATTERN for millions of white girls. I went to middle and high school with plenty of these girls - in the early 90s. They standard look is slicked back hair into a ponytail, sweatpants, slippers and socks, and then any kind of top…