+1 Propecia, rubbed on the brow, daily

In all likelihood, we won’t be seeing him again until after the All-Star break.

That pole is obviously taunting him. He had no other choice.

How do you assign value to a sub-human life?

Isn’t a typical vesting period five years? Awkward.

You never stopped believing in yourself. That’s the main thing.

That look on his face? Despair. He’ll fit right in.

The opposite, actually

God, I love me some Axe Murderer

So, SOME > NONE ?

What are you doing, Jason?

I was star #93. You’re halfway there!

Except you replace every non-exclamation point with an exclamation point.

Shouldn’t this kid be on some far off planet, building an army of stormtroopers?

Razor. Westbrook needs a good razor.

I wish I could help you, but I’m drawing a blanc...

Advice: Only fly domestic?

But he had his captainship revoked, so....GOOD FOR HIM!

Involuntary??

Your choice of photo to illustrate that yes, it is indeed a tattoo, was sublime