Great stuff. Next I bet you’re going to tell us we should create a balanced diet for our kids based on the four major food groups. GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN USE, MELANIE!

Marching band truthers are...a thing?

I caught a glimpse of your comment as I was closing the browser. It took a second for me to get it, and then I had to reopen my browser just so I could give you this star.

Never gets old.

Jesus, that’s timely.

This is exactly how conversations with my pastor end.

Deadspin commenters doing what they do best. Hell yeah!

This is business as usual on the Yahoo Sports boards.

#4 is a big one. When we travel with more than a couple of friends, we’ll normally plan one group event per day and rest of the time we’re on separate paths. The grown ups usually meet for drinks at the end of the night, and that’s when you swap stories about what your family did and get ideas from others about what…

Wow!

obv.

I gave you a star, but after reading comments about those Brevilles, I feel like maybe I’m too narrow-minded with what I can task to my toaster (which is currently a $25 GE, and I had to convince myself that I wasn’t overpaying for something that just cooks bread...seven years ago)

I gave you a star, but after reading comments about those Brevilles, I feel like maybe I’m too narrow-minded with…

So your stance is that booking a flight, getting a seat on said flight, and arriving at your destination when the airline said you’d arrive counts as a loss?

But if you don’t get that $1200, doesn’t it mean that you’re on the flight you originally booked and you don’t need to adjust your plans? That’s a small victory in itself.

I’ve learned that people’s feelings about coconut tend to be black or white. There are no shades of grey when it comes to that foul fruit.

Watchmen fans are glad this was just the first pass at Rorschach.

But it smells like coconut, which is literally the worst thing.

Yeah, that dude is an asshole. He’d be an asshole if it were vapor, cigarette smoke, a burp, or just exhaling. Blowing in someone’s face is just plain rude and worthy of a throat punch.

Sweet Jesus, I hate Circulon pans. I’m sure they’re perfectly serviceable, but my parents had a Circulon omelet pan, and I can still see the scrambled eggs with the imprint of those goddamned circles. And now I’ve got goosebumps. The bad kind. Thanks!

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