Good effort.

Turkey Italiano is bomb.

There is no way an adult male writes like this. I call bullshittttttttttttttttt

I recall seeing a note that the watch wasn’t going to handle any in-app processing, and would need to hand that off to your phone/ipad to put off obsolescence for as long as possible. I’m with you, though. Through the announcements and demos I was waiting to see something that would compel me to wear a watch again.…

Great insights!

This is the homeless guy telling you your cooking sucks.

But he PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE! ARE YOU MADE OF STONE?!

Called him Toilet Biscuit. Tepid-to-lukewarm on the burn meter, but still a personal attack IMO.

Someone is printing your comment and pinning it to their refrigerator as we speak...

Not gonna lie, it’s a race against time (and poor judgement).

These indie projects with shoestring budgets and a cast full of nobodies are usually the ones that take everyone by surprise. We’ll see anyone even remembers the name of this movie when it’s released.

It would have to be posted in Regressing, obviously.

I’m surprised he didn’t raise parking rates higher...you can only park one car per game.

Ahem...

“By record alone the Trail Blazers are the sixth best team in the West, but because division winners are guaranteed a top four spot, they’re the fourth seed.”

McHale was dumb enough to keep Smith in the game for only God knows why.

I agree with you. I'm not sure where all the Fallon hate comes from...maybe it's from his time on SNL where he really wasn't very good? Regardless, the last several years has made it obvious that he was born to be a late-night talk show host. He doesn't do anything particularly risque, so it's the perfect way to…

Thought of one more:

Lots of people view college as a continuation of high school. Meaning, they take part in the same activities, same sports, maybe take classes that build on high school learning. Take advantage of this new start and break out of your comfort zone, even if it’s just a little. You may end up discovering something you…

I have two young children, and our sex life has survived (subsisted?) on a steady diet of quickies for the last five years. I don't think we'd remember what to do with ourselves if we were in the house alone for a couple of hours...which also hasn't happened in five years.