What a waste of what was probably a totally adequate blowjob.

That felt like a lot of work. Still, I lol'ed.

I could laugh if this didn't hit so close to home.

On the one hand, you've got a coach who has gotten you deep in to the playoffs for at least two consecutive seasons most likely because of her leadership and basketball acumen.

This is why I wish Apple would partner with media outlets or some other acknowledged, creditable source to pick out the gems on the store that their staff may have missed. Authority to approve what makes it into the store would have to stay with Apple, but why couldn't there be a, say, Kotaku/Gawker section of the…

I had a not-close friend who would do the same thing (mostly religious stuff and things about climate change and Obama). I finally got so irritated that I forwarded the next message to a group of close friends from high school, cc'ed the offender, with a message "Thanks, [blank], for the info. Def food for thought."…

These are the ones with real sugar, so no worries. The end result is just diabetes...no diarrhea.

These are the ones with real sugar, so no worries. The end result is just diabetes...no diarrhea.

Better than Haribo gummi bears? Not a chance! Black Forest gummi bears are nothing more than malformed jujubees.

Better than Haribo gummi bears? Not a chance! Black Forest gummi bears are nothing more than malformed jujubees.

Doctors do talk like this. Doctors are regular people like you and me, except that they're a lot more educated than the average person. Being a doctor doesn't suddenly make you some prim and proper, uptight, dead serious professional without a sense of humor or personality. They just have to be serious during their…

That line about believing something because some moron forwarded you an email killed me. It's fun to hear doctors talk like this.

I am in total agreement; all the others are pale imitations. "Haribo" was added for emphasis!

I am in total agreement; all the others are pale imitations. "Haribo" was added for emphasis!

I added this to my cart, and when I went to checkout I saw that there was a $10 credit in there. I forgot that their CS handled a product issue for me last week and gave me the $10 credit for my troubles.

I added this to my cart, and when I went to checkout I saw that there was a $10 credit in there. I forgot that…

There's a joke somewhere in there about Kings of Leon and shit. And birds, if you're ambitious.

I don't think we're going to see a flood of competitors enter the market. I was making an (badly worded) argument that their barriers to entry are lower since they wouldn't be forced to build out infrastructure (i.e. build out pole farms or get in the ground). I would also argue that if ISPs are relying on…

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The last line of your response really is the biggest takeaway from all of this (for me). The FCC has finally put some teeth behind the rules. Here's hoping it creates some accountability with the ISPs

But what about the Google example in the story? Let's work on the assumption that today's rules are implemented...Google or some other disruptor now has a lower barrier to entry in every market. Google Fiber's sole reason for being is to spur innovation and increased broadband capabilities among existing ISPs. I…

A word of caution on the fabulous Microplane graters: They don't know the difference between food and your flesh, and will make short work of both. Be careful!

See? And unless I'm mistaken, you wouldn't be able to get the ISOs for any of them (I don't know what their policy would be re: Win8 vs. Win8.1) if you needed to.

They wouldn't even sell it to you if you bought some PC component like a hard drive or RAM? Damn.