I work in a law firm, and I shit you not I have suggested to the partners, multiple times, that we could make BANK if we started some sort of amateur/backyard wrestling ring and we sold tickets for people to watch two lawyers go at it

Seriously - considering the caliber of his “friends and close advisors” and the spray-paint Versailles apartment that he lives in with his plasticized wife, I have grave fears for the decor of the White House over the next four years.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

Silly Jocelyn. Cats can’t use scissors. Grow claws or GTFO.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

The thing is, if you’re not going to vote for Trump, vote for Hillary. Like, I get you don’t support her either, but at this point, if you say you’re against him, then you’re for her so stop being such a little fucking bitch and vote for Hillary. If you feel so strongly that you’re willing to go against the electoral…

Have you heard the story on onions yet?

I refused a second date from a guy who said he’d never set foot in a bookstore. We all have our standards.

Yeah, this election has been a double gut-punch.

There is no such thing as dual citizenship under US law. Thailand may recognize her as a citizen as well, but the US absolutely and unequivocally does not.

Honestly, I was indifferent to Hillary Clinton (seemed like a typical politician) until I bothered to learn more about her. Now, I’m actually a fan.

I’m a huge fan of Hillary ... she’s not the best campaigner, because she’s frankly too much of a nerd/policy-wonk for American politics, but I think she’d make a kickass president.

I hope she never runs for anything again and just enjoys all her time and gives everyone a big fuck you because that’s what we deserve.

The gerontocracy aspect of The Race For The White House: 2016 was a little weird for me. To go from the youthful, vigorous, Barack Obama to someone who is mandated to take money out of their 401(k)s because they’ve hit the age limit. I’m about Barack Obama’s age (I’m actually a little younger, but not as young as…

Well said! And I’m sorry, but I am getting reeeeal tired of the Bernie Bros and their endless prattling of “told ya Clinton was terrible and sucked, should have ran Bernie instead” that seems to be infiltrating the entire internet at the moment.

My favorite fancy grilled cheese has gruyere, pickled shallots, and dijon mustard.

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.