I still have the entire original trilogy on VHS. They’re glorious!

But I am a Tech God and am saving the world!!!!! I shouldn’t have to see pain!

Right? I work in SF and I get subjected to a first hand view of the pain of poverty and addiction each day on my way to and from the train stop. Do I wish I didn’t have to feel bad twice a day going to work? Yeah! Of course! But I wish that was due to these people not being poor/homeless or addicted to drugs/alcohol.…

It absolutely astonishes me that this is even a question. Yes, for the billionth, and hopefully last time, Han shot first in the original release. I saw firsthand with my own eyes, several times during the summer of 1977. There’s no if, there’s no maybe. Han shot first. Greedo didn’t even have a chance to get a shot…

Good for her. My aunt was given 4-5 months to live, unless she went on chemo which would—possibly—have extended her life for another year. But, the entire time would be spent in chemo, and mostly in a hospital. She told her oncologist ‘No, thanks. I’m going camping.’ And she did. And was happy. RIP Aunt Jean!

My five older half-brothers guard their “ancient sourdough starter” that allegedly came from the Yukon or Nunavut or some Canadian fur trapper, like it’s actual GOLD. In an interesting “crossover” to the column today, when I was about 5, I took a big spoonful of it and downed it - then proceeded to barf all over the…

I still say “I think I’m getting the black lung, pop” when I emit one of those teensy little “eh-eh” coughs. Also, “mer-MAN!"

My late cat. She didn’t bark but made a strange growling noise whenever someone she didn’t like was in the house.

That’s what my cat’s results were with this photo:

Does anyone remember the Ben Stiller show on back in the late 80s or early 90s? That was some genius work. So let’s not completely bad mouth Stiller’s acting work.

There’s two!

Watch the Ben Stiller Show. That DOES hold up.

I tried a few different photos, and apparently I am an Afghan with my glasses off, but a Havanese or Spaniel with them on.

Strangely appropriate.

Wow right on my bark is strong as shit

I did like five different pictures of me and was a Pekingese every damn time.

#NotOnlyAsians

“If you want to create a mid price point jewelry collection in which the pieces look like butts, do it. Butts are timeless.”

Where else would you keep your potpourri? Your boat shoes???? That would be ridiculous.

And now she sells jewelry that looks like butts.