At least he didn’t lie about a blow job. That’s the gold standard of impeachable offenses you know.

2017, the year it became clear the republicans care about party over country. Never ever ever ever EVER again, can they claim they are “patriotic” without bursting into flames.

Tiffany is Ann.

And Kellyanne is that psycho PR person Michael hired from the gym who tells George-Michael he’s getting in the way of his dad’s happiness.

About emails - Jeff Sessions’s spokesperson (DOJ employee) is emailing from her gmail account. Sarah Flores.

Dude, in the fourth season (the one released much later on Netflix) there is even a plot line about a wall at the Mexican border (making fun of its absurdity).

Ivanka and Jared are Lindsay and Tobias imo.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

You’ll notice a lot of “progressive” men who often took issue with Hillary’s “likability,” who constantly repeated “she doesn’t excite,” and had an aching need to point out her “flaws”(since she was the first candidate ever expected to be perfect), also are often fond of Trump.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Those same people keep bringing up that Hillary lost because she didn’t get out the POC vote the way Obama did, but conveniently completely forget that Bernie had almost zero outreach to POC and they overwhelmingly preferred Hillary.

Yep! A very vocal protest voter friend of mine has completely stopped posting anything political and now it’s all Phish quotes and peaceful namaste unicorns all over her page. Thanks, asshole.

Sarandon who voted for Jill “I’ll rsvp for Putin” Stein.

Yes, because these people are idiots.

Hey you unmotivated non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, still feeling so fucking self-righteous? If you think we’re gonna last long enough to have that Susan Sarandon advertised “revolution” at the ballot box, then have I got a bridge to Russia to sell to you!

Some GOP Congressional ass was just on CNN barking about how awful it is that a private citizen like Flynn in December was spied on. Thankfully, Don Lemon was smart enough to correct him that they were routine taps on the Russian ambassador and Flynn was the moron who walked into the trap. Yes. I said “Don Lemon was…

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Dick Cheney was evil but competent and qualified.

I really hope the next Democratic President considers Sally Yates for the Supreme Court. She looks like the only professional in this entire mess and should be rewarded for it.