I didn’t get the vibe he’d dump the fiance until Rory asked him if he was really going to marry Odette, and he replied with just, “That’s the dynastic plan,” while making eye contact the entire time. That’s the answer of someone who’s wondering if the old college love affair wants something more than Vegas.

Jess also got pissed when she wouldn’t sleep with him, left without warning, and then popped up randomly and messed up her life and disappeared. In season four he wanted her to leave Yale with him and in season six he is pissed that she isn’t at Yale.

The weirdest thing about it is like...you KNOW Logan would drop main chick in a heartbeat for her. Like why even be a side chick when you don’t have to be? Clearly he will do ANYTHING for you. Lock that ish down already!! I just don’t get it. And he’s not the sweetest or whatever but I mean he has abs, and flies…

She is a wolf in (ugly, Chinese-produced) sheep’s clothing.

Well. I guess this means Guliani will definitely be Secretary of State and Palin will be Secretary of Interior. Because when you’re going to fuck up, you may as well go all the way.

He is draining the swamp...so he can dredge the bottom in his search for advisors and cabinet members.

Stop.

And who helps little kids who are living in poverty and have AIDS. Thank goodness we avoided that!

NEVER STOP SAYING IT

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

I’ll openly admit, I don’t know much about governmental or legal processes. Is Admiral Rogers admitting this a potential precursor to a direct challenge to Trump’s legitimacy? Can anything be done about this? Either way, Admiral Rogers is my hero of the day.

Maybe he should’ve said something before the elec—

Freshman superstars? But Coach K doesn’t recruit one and done players. He said so 1,000,000 times. There must be some mistake.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

What a great orator. What an example of leadership everywhere.

“If it helps...Stop it.”

nah

I’m getting sick of hear fucking libertarian white dudes and apathetic male hillary voters telling me to calm down. You calm down. When you can be forced to carry a child to term then you can tell me to shut up. go fuck yourselves!

To be totally honest, I do blame Bernie for poisoning young people towards Clinton.

He’s my senator. If I feel like he’s not doing his job, I have every right to want him out of office.