So fucking true.

No, it’s the name of my new wave revival band.

She’s also great in Speak.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she hasn’t. Also, it’s one thing to make just about homosexuals and another to make jokes about homophobia.

My dad had 5 kids and I’m the only one he molested.

He’s a man. If a female director made a movie every year about a young, hot guy falling in love with an older neurotic woman, people would mock her.

Ugh. I like him too. I knew he did a Polanski movie, but not an Allen one.

By both Allen and Farrow’s accounts, he asked her to marry him at one point and she turned him down.

So true in many cases. I was doing volunteer work this week and some of the people I was working with were talking about celebrities. They got to talking about women that lied about a celeb raping them. One said that the girl Mike Tyson raped, “later admitted that she made it up.” Um, no she didn’t.

Leonardo DiCaprio and his dad

Most of the women in the Woody Allen films I’ve seen are shrill bitches of shallow fantasy girls.

Who was it?

Yup.

“I think any jokes about rape, homophobia or Hitler is not a joke”

As I posted above, Polanski has made multiple movies with sexual assault and abuse as major themes.

I know. All the signals are there. But if you’re a pedophile do you make movies about it and then molest your adopted daughter. I’m not saying it’s impossible but I think woody is nothing if not self aware. Either he’s stupid and Mia’s a victim or he’s a douche and she’s conniving.

Mariel Hemingway, who played the underage girl he dated in Manhattan, makes it sound like he counted the days until she turned 18 to try to whisk her away to Paris.

I know someone like this. She and her boyfriend got busted for cooking meth last year. She’s currently in rehab, where she found another man.

Oh, you worked with my mom then?

my mother has lots of practice in making others feel sorry for her