SESAME STREET DID IT BETTER

some thoughts:

This is a silly, unnecessary game but Amber is still the winner.

Umm, yeah, no, sorry, fuck this guy with Lexington Steel's penis.

Do people in America seriously recognize Dakota Johnson enough to bother her? I know 50 Shades of Gray is a Big Deal, but I'm pretty celebrity-aware and I wouldn't recognize Dakota if she dangled a pair of handcuffs in my face.

Did anyone read about her calling Howard Stern a feminist? I don't know how anyone can take this woman seriously. She's the kind of person who thinks that sharing the most grotesque tidbits about herself makes her edgy and cool when really she's just a gross, over sharing attention seeker. No one wanted to know that…

I would be much more impressed if the news was she started taking classes on racism, white privilege, whitewashing, etc. There are lots of problematic celebrities that I love anyways, but the issue for me with Dunham is that she never seems to learn.

Okay, for the cheap seats: In the United States, All African-Americans are Black; however, All Black folks are NOT African-American. Why is that? Because African-American is technically an ethnicity. It describes the Black population who descended from American Slaves. Just because white people have a strong need to…

Wasn't it Agatha Christie who said "Every murderer is someone's old friend?"

Get that paycheck, Cheryl!

Upton Sinclair: 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I think "Letting" should be the word quoted in the title.

I don't think I have ever laughed as hard at anything on television as I did the first time I saw the clip above from "The Comeback Kid" with Leslie and Co walking out on that ice and then trying to get up on that stand.

I used to work with a girl who would say things like Naya Rivera. She was a racist asshole.

I strongly believe that RuPaul should be hosting Fashion Police.

;~; and every 4th comment is a dumbass comment conveniently ignoring the entire explanation in said article about what is and what isn't appropriation, and why appropriation is bad, so way to keep up on your end!!!!