regan was detail oriented. he just decided what the details he gave a fuck about were and disregarded everything else, like mental health and human lives and shit.

For sure. Nevermind the sons, Ivanka could do the “female” remake. Last night I read through a Vanity Fair article from a few months ago where Donald Trump said his not paying workers was about “paying workers what they are supposed to be paid”. Ivanka defended her father saying “The contractors were trying to conceal…

It’s not just a male thing this used to happen to my mom when she was stressed. So Walt Disney World when I was a kid. Right there in the Magic Kingdom. So bad she ruined her undies and had to throw them out. Then my dad had to give his underpants to her so she had something on in case it happened again involuntarily…

It’s almost incredible his company wasn’t bankrupt more than six times.

Well, you see, a black man became president and it reminded a bunch of white people how their grasp on everything was diminished to 99%.

And they recently helped get a woman out of prison after they did a longform about women sentenced to insanely long sentences because they, all DV victims, were not able to keep their SOs from killing their children (in a number of cases, the mothers got 10 times as many years in prison as the actual murderers).

I’ve been that person who has had to clean up poop from the walls in a public restroom that somebody left behind. I hope your boyfriend understands how fucking terrible and disgusting it is.

When I worked at a Jimmy Johns sub shop some years ago, we had a regular who would come in, order the tuna salad with sprouts on wheat, then take it into the bathroom and eat it. Maybe he just needed privacy to enjoy his gross sandwich? Nope—Tom walked in on him one day and the guy was taking a shit while eating his…

This may or may not count because it’s secondhand, but my dad shared this one and he is not a man prone to exaggeration or lies just for the sake of a good story.

It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It…

At summer camp when I was 7 or so, I saw a pile of pea-green turds on the floor right next to the toilet. They were there for at least three days.

I saw Ted Cruz in the bathroom once. That was disturbing.

[H]e wondered how anything he said could be “so bad” if he beat 17 people in a primary race—“I mean, I’ve tapped into something,” he boasted.

So Machado doesn’t actually have a sex tape, but Trump does. This election cannot possibly get any weirder.

Ellie, I think reading/watching the whole thing violates the Geneva Convention in some fashion.

this is the most amazing piece of text that has ever existed

“All these words..... and I have to READ them too? Fuck that noise!”

They have some really good articles, there was one about the rape victim in the Nate Parker case and another article about a woman who killed her mother because the mother made her go through unnecessary medical procedures (Munchousens by proxy, spelling might be off).

Since the Mango Mussolini (stolen from a commenter at Huffpo) does not bother to read documents, especially long documents, placed before him, can someone slip an election concession agreement to him and just say it’s a really long lease.

Buzzfeed does more investigative reporting than cnn, ABC, msnbc? Bless their heart!