Scooter Braun is what I like to call the stains that result from my cats dragging their butts across the carpet.

"I don't give a fuck" - says everyone who gives a lot of fucks.*

My turkey was fucking delicious. Slathered in gravy made from its juices.

Unfortunately, I speak plant, so I heard the anguished cries of our potatoes as they were mashed, our sweet potatoes as they had brown sugar liquefied on top of them, the green beans...oh, the horror!

Your German is fine. That's exactly what it says.

Unless my German is off, the banner on the Oerlikon Building reads:

This is what it feels like every time I have to do something even vaguely adult. Like "Does the IRS know I play video games and watch cartoons when I hand in my taxes? My boss just gave me a really important thing to finish, what if he found out I'm really internally like twelve and I spend my paycheck on comic books?"

Surely if they were going the Egyptology route they'd call him "Howard Carter"...

Good for him, even if he is a dick. I'm sick of celebrities acting like assholes just because they're famous.

Agreed.

Rude, and a special tour to the FRIGGING PYRAMIDS?! COME ON, B!

Oh man, this. Having encountered quite a few asshole celebrities in my day (among other things, in college I interned at a late night show and was one of the people who had to deal directly with the guests), I applaud anyone who just stands up and says "Nope, you're being rude and I won't tolerate it."

Everything I've heard about Dr. Hawass is that he's another douchey academic but I'm willing to believe that an American celebrity used to special treatment acted extra douchey. Showing up late to the tour isn't cool and it sounds like the photographers were acting out of line.

I don't know if he did, but I do agree that showing up that late to a special tour is fucking rude.

Rather than "I said Beyonce was stupid and I left," I'm picturing:

Hasn't that pyramid guy commented on beyonces stupidity in the past? Btw I agree with him, the woman gives the worst interviews that make her come off really dumb".

No wonder everyone's so grumpy around the holidays.

You know how on a tube of Pillsbury rolls you have to press along the line with a spoon until it pops?

The original 1980s series managed some really involving, imaginative storytelling on the premise that Catherine and Vincent had an almost mystical bond, "stronger than friendship or love". The final season, when their bond was forcibly shattered, was amazingly intense.

Ah, to be that naive again...sigh.

They are free to spend my tax dollars on this kind of stuff all day long.