I think I'm having what my grandma called "a conniption fit"

Absolutely.

I love Mimi. Do you think she wore gloves because she knew she'd be touching people?

So nice of Kim to be a surrogate for Kanye and Ricardo

I believe it was when he made his horrible version of Frankenstein. And that the affair was in fact what made it horrible.

I preferred Caitlin Moran's version:

Thank you mild dyslexia for making me think this was a quiz on if I was fucking a feminist!

One of the things that always strikes me is how shocked people are by the violence with which she was raped. But I'm not. I have read so many stories like that that I try to keep a running catalog in the back of my head, because we live in a world where I need to shock people into realizing how fucking bad it is.…

ALL of them! wtf happened?

Jesus. I hate ALL of these dresses.

No one does it better than Bugs as the great Leopold Stokowski. He spurns the baton!

LOOK.

STOP IT. THINGS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE THAT FLUFFY.

While in the small image I thought it was stacked martini glasses, I support your recommendation.

Diverse-ish!

And she did so, also, write her own, at it were, a book. That she wrote. Herself. Also.

Gaze upon the jarring, glaring whiteness!

We are going to beholden to the foreign master.

This may or may not seem strange, but I am so happy to see hair.

Deep dish pizza is not pizza. It's a casserole with a crust. There, I said it.