Also that she spread a deadly virus from Asia to the United States which will soon kill millions of people.

This deserves its own comment, hope no one minds. But how could you, when it's Chris Pratt and his adorable baby boy.

I've never bought Vanity Fair before, but I am so buying the Gwynnie issue. VF must be so happy about all the free publicity she is giving them. I just can't wait for the GP smackdown, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Stop with the heavy black eyeliner already, please. Just sometimes.

...especially since Twain was known as a singer, not an actress.