Not weird at all. Totally sweet and attractive!

There is nothing sexier than what you just described. Nothing.

Your husband is clearly excellent!

Mmmmmmm. You had me with the photo of beautiful forearms and rolled-up sleeves.

This gif will haunt my dreams.

Girlfriend has gone pretty far for someone with no discernible talent, hasn't she?

Daniel Bruhl was absolutely mesmerizing in "Rush". I have zero interest in (and knowledge of) car racing, but the movie was very engaging and Bruhl was the main reason.

Jesus God just kill me now.

Um, a sheer tank? Ugh.

YES. THIS. I never forced my kids to accept an unwanted hug or kiss from anyone. I spoke up for them many a time on this issue and got unmitigated shit from countless people. But fuck those people. Having autonomy over your own body is a human right.

She always looks awkward and uncomfortable in her own skin. Not sure if that's part of her "quirkiness" or if she really is that way?

This was also my experience exactly. I expected "WOW!!!" but it was more like "not bad".

Dress - YES!

You are so right about this.

These retailers fail to understand that there are a lot of us big ol'' women out there, and we will part with our hard-earned money when we find clothes that look good on us! It's just plain stupid from a business perspective, if nothing else.

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

You had me at "mostly unbotoxed faces".

ALL THE THANKS for this gif.

"Mega-clench"

It sounds as though - and I say this with all due respect - you are someone who really should only work from home. Alone.