Yeah, that color just works so beautifully with her eyes and skin! Well done, make-up artist!

Yeah, that color just works so beautifully with her eyes and skin! Well done, make-up artist!

I have a (probably irrational) love for Tay-Tay. She's just kind of adorable.

Josh was delightful (especially as Lil Peanut!) but the show was pretty "meh".

Josh was delightful (especially as Lil Peanut!) but the show was pretty "meh".

I like the Collective You. It's cousin to the Royal We.

I like the Collective You. It's cousin to the Royal We.

LOL. The hubs and I met through match.com, had our first date on a Monday, and have been happily together for a good long while.

Well, to be fair, lots of parents think their kids are the most amazing things. It's kind of a natural feeling, isn't it?

I'm convinced my kids are the greatest things ever (THEY ARE!) but I sure as hell don't post that kind of shit about them. Whenever I see those "My kid is an honor roll student" bumper stickers, I want one that says something like, "My kid has not yet been incarcerated".

You know what's sexy? A person who enjoys their body AT WHATEVER SIZE IT IS, enjoys their partner's body AT WHATEVER SIZE IT IS, and enthusiastically sexes it up without giving a flying fuck about how they look. That, my friends, is sexy.

I love you and will you marry me? (I'm sure my hubs will understand.)

Helena Christensen's dress is GORGE! Elizabeth Banks, ugh.

Just gonna leave this here. It's always my answer to the sexiest man thing.

That's a whole lotta white guys.

YES.

Oh dear. There's kind of a lot here for me to not like.

Yes, yes, and yes!

I'm with ya. I'm pretty sure Dior has been trolling us this whole time with those incredibly unflattering outfits they're putting her in.