Thank you! I'm also an infrequent traveler - and happily so, because flying sucks ass - and I don't give a single rat's ass if my having to take off my non-slip-on shoes inconveniences you by 13 seconds. Jeez.

But what about being cool and UN-popular?

Oh honey, I'm in my late 40s and I had NO IDEA I was supposed to have been bleaching my butthole all this time!

I love her.

You win the day! Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

OMG "baby shame"!!! So funny! May I steal this and use it all the time when talking about other people's funny looking bay-bays?

That is a damn cute baby.

Mimi and Nick are kind of my favorite celeb couple. I hope they stay together for eleventy billion years.

Stahp with the kale! Please for the love of god!

I'm feeling strongly positive about Rose Byrne (and Malala, always, because DAG, GIRL, the courage and grace to even go out in public!!!), and strongly negative about Gayle King.

Oh my. No. Just no. So, so very much no on this unfortunate red carpet.

Believe me, GaGa, I also wish Malala was on the cover instead of you.

This is exactly what I thought. And pretty much ALL I thought!

So, can I start with being all shallow and saying Angela Lansbury looks AMAZING in that photo.

Oh please can we ease up with the Beyonce adoration? Just UGH.

This is kind of perfect! It works beautifully for her shape (which, let's face it, isn't always the case with what this chica wears).

Thank you!

YES to Taylor Swift's and Rebecca Smith's dresses, Chaley Rose's hair, and Robin Roberts just because I kind of have a crush on her.

Well, Shonda is right in that her characters (male and female) are generally pretty miserable unlikeable people, so good on her! I've given her shows several tries over the years and I SIMPLY CANNOT with them. Self-absorbed, whiny, often juvenile, icky, mean, manipulative people. I mean really. Meredith Grey - stop…

Well, this fatty won't be dropping her dollars there.