"The dance and the pigs, the bucket and the blood, the fire and the knives…"

Chris Messina is very funny, and incredibly sexy. I'm glad we got to see a bunch of the exhibit.

Flagged because shut up.

Maybe it was a trophy from a past conquest.  He isn't ever really seen playing with it; it's just his "gettin' banged" stick.

But she feels all the feels!!!!

For real, Drew needed to back out quickly and come back in fifteen minutes.

I hate that their solution was "read with him more."

"She’s easily the most charismatic person on the show, gently offering critique left and right while also schooling Padma on how to eat a whole deep-friend prawn."

Sautee of Jackson fat.

But there's so much more "to be said" about Jess when there's really very little more to be said about their relationship as a whole.  Whereas Emily freaking out is rare-er and more fun, and Kelly Bishop.

Tongue firmly in cheek, I think.

Even then they're vague spectres of people, moving through the halls as though lost in the woods at night…

Yes.  She and Tim Armstrong, the singer of Rancid, were married until he caught Brody and Josh Homme making out.  Her and Josh are still married with some kids.

His whole being screams beard, let's be real.

I agree, I think that Lorelai of all people is in the place to comment on not only the consequences of irresponsible sex, but also Rory's maturity level in regards to that level of intimacy.

Jackson is the ideal husband.  I want to cuddle and fuck and cook with him.

Welp.  I love the Critic, Jay Sherman and Jon Lovitz, so I thought this episode was great.

To be fair, I don't have a problem with the show.  I watched the first season and plan on seeing it at some point - it's one of those shows that I decided to stop watching until it was done, because I am impatient, and it went on so much longer than I expected.

But in reality you get all the fun of being a jerk in private and saving face in public, which me no likey.  I still got the e-mail.  I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.  /me cries in the corner alone.

>Congratulations on being an idiot.