Or if we set fire to a motherfucking garbage can.

Or our stamps.

I like Gardyn:  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sure, but I said I WANTED them all!

A for 'ffort.

You stated my problems with Patricia's look perfectly.  I would happily buy garments made out of her fabrics, but not the garments she makes herself.

Clearly the ideal panel is:

I think Tu suffered the most from being in teams.  I do think he had good ideas, but I think every team he was on either railroaded over his ideas, or convinced him to go along with a different idea to begin with.

I thought Michelle's looks were a lot more interesting and unique before the judges told her to edit.  I hate that we get so much streamlined stuff - I want compasses and messenger bags (and the coat with all the bags on it!) and dangly doo-dads on a runway show!  Sure, those don't have to be mass produced with ALL…

I want the heart sweater.  I want to be buried in the heart sweater.  My whole life has become the heart sweater. All glory to the heart sweater.

To be fair, and for me personally, I don't make fun of Michael for his lack of fashion sense, but for his kooky attitude and way with words.  And it's totally laughing with him, not at him - I want to be his friend!

I believe her point was - whaaat moooore do we neeed from a desiiigner?  Can the clothes she makes reaaally be sold to a woman?  Any woman?  What!  Issss her woman?!  *covers eyes with notecard*

Patricia claiming her line was about "trees" was weird.  I don't recall her saying that any other time previously in the competition.

Ugh, Gretchen.

Michelle's collection beat the shit out of the other two, hands down.  Stanley's was boring as shit from the get-go.  Patricia's fabric and material manipulation is beautiful but she needs a lot of honing and editing.  Michelle's collection is fabulous, beautifully crafted, of her own vision but marketable and very,…

I definitely read "Vaaaaary co-HEEE-sive wriiiiting" in Nina Garcia, Fashion Director of Marie Claire's voice.

I know!  It's got heart, a great script, great laughs and great performances.  What more do people want out of a small town Butter carving comedy?!

Your apostrophe in "'Stripes" is killing my soul, or at least my inner grammar teacher.

He is sexy as hell at all times.  I love a dapper looking man, but for some reason I almost prefer schlubby Max with no shirt on in his tighty whities dropping food on his stomach.

I would fuck Rob Corddry so hard, all night.  I couldn't have been happier with the direction that episode took.