They even make a joke in the movie about how he "doesn't" sound like Peter Griffin, which is funny because… wait, it's not funny, it's the same lazy moronic "meta" bullshit McFarlane always writes.

Totally agreed, Chopped is fully legit.  They do a great job of having character without a backstory, and also have great cooking.

Totally agreed, Chopped is fully legit.  They do a great job of having character without a backstory, and also have great cooking.

If I was a woman, I for sure would be Ryan's nemesis.  That guy was such a giant misogynistic asshat.

If I was a woman, I for sure would be Ryan's nemesis.  That guy was such a giant misogynistic asshat.

Tali's delusion is on a whole 'nother level.  Just to be friends with Douche Ryan is bad enough.

Tali's delusion is on a whole 'nother level.  Just to be friends with Douche Ryan is bad enough.

I have the most ridiculous boner for Cowboy Mike.  Seeing him this week in his hotel room shirtless was practically spontaneous combustion for me.  I literally forget most of what else I watched yesterday and today, obliterated by his furry chest.

I have the most ridiculous boner for Cowboy Mike.  Seeing him this week in his hotel room shirtless was practically spontaneous combustion for me.  I literally forget most of what else I watched yesterday and today, obliterated by his furry chest.

Bolo!

Bolo!

Polo!

Polo!

I was hoping this was more like Project Runway and not Cupcake Wars Without Cupcakes.  Cupcake Wars is a good, stoned time, but not a season-long love-hate relationship like Project Runway.  I really dislike all reality shows that involve getting to know people for an hour with no weight to their stories or victories,…

I was hoping this was more like Project Runway and not Cupcake Wars Without Cupcakes.  Cupcake Wars is a good, stoned time, but not a season-long love-hate relationship like Project Runway.  I really dislike all reality shows that involve getting to know people for an hour with no weight to their stories or victories,…

You straight guys in Michael's make it really difficult for us gays to cruise for dick at Michael's.  Also, I need some red, white and blue melting chocolate for next weekend…

You straight guys in Michael's make it really difficult for us gays to cruise for dick at Michael's.  Also, I need some red, white and blue melting chocolate for next weekend…

Some of my favorite scenes on this show are the family drifting in and out of the kitchen have disjointed, fascinating conversations about all types of stuff.  The characters really get a chance to bounce off of each other when one of them is serious, one of them is being snarky, and two of them are quietly snickering…

Some of my favorite scenes on this show are the family drifting in and out of the kitchen have disjointed, fascinating conversations about all types of stuff.  The characters really get a chance to bounce off of each other when one of them is serious, one of them is being snarky, and two of them are quietly snickering…

Gilmore Girls is straight-up one of the best shows I've ever seen.  Sharp, distinct characters with interesting lives and personalities, super hot people (Luke is, like, painfully sexy) and super quick dialogue.