I rarely watch SNL anymore, but I'm your comment about Jason (what I'm assuming is Sudekis) and "junk hanging out" made me look this shit up. He is pure sex, so I hope you aren't misleading me, or I misinterpreting you.

Sure, sure.
All of the shitty parts of the original are cleaned up, namely the control scheme, and the adjectives are fun, but I still feel a resounding "meh."

I, too, have groped a watermelon in shallow water. It was the closest thing to childbirth I've ever experienced.

Love the Paramount.

Yes, because if it's ever been done before, it's now stale.

To be fair, didn't Family Matters have an Urkel-bot?

I'm really surprised that people have trouble identifying familial relations in this show, I thought it was obvious…

Big ups on finding the DVR love while home from college.

I hate the Flying Hellfish episode, but I blame that more on a few unluckily timed syndication episodes in my youth, heh. I don't think I can stand to ever see that episode again.

Up there are Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie, Homie the Clown, Mountain of Madness, Bart Carny and Homer the Smithers, but You Only Move Twice still tops them all. I used IMDb for those, so I can't even verify the truthiness of it, really, but those are all episodes I would die defending, so w/e.

Aduh
This isn't really the trailer for "Part 1," it's the trailer for the movie "event" as a whole. And as SimonBarnes pointed out - "Hallows," not "Hollows."

The worst Simpsons collectible I own is Simpsons Skateboarding. Awful.
I'm clearly a little late to the party, but I wanted to let you - Mr. Rabin - know that I'm pleased to see the first review do justice to something as broad, creative and amazing as the Simpsons. Looking forward to many, many, many, many more…

The worst Simpsons collectible I own is Simpsons Skateboarding. Awful.
I'm clearly a little late to the party, but I wanted to let you - Mr. Rabin - know that I'm pleased to see the first review do justice to something as broad, creative and amazing as the Simpsons. Looking forward to many, many, many, many more…

This is probably the wrong thread for this.

You could call 'em Whitey Whackers!

Am I the only one who would fuck Glen Beck? Only if he didn't open his mouth, I mean.

To be fair, I don't think they tackled any kind of sex issues on Daria, outside of that time Tom and her couldn't figure out if it should happen. Who are you to say Daria wouldn't get off on some really perverted shit on the internet? She just hasn't found it yet.

Ewwwwww… Look how dirty those sheep are!

Welcome to It's a Nutty Nutty Nutty Nutty World. Crunch your lunch munch nuts.
Daria is sadly lacking without the full, original soundtrack. I'm actually kind of shocked at the starkness of the show without such a rich snapshot of current music.

NGL…
…she is entertaining as hell when I seek her out on the internet, though I'd hate to be subjected to her.