I was a fast walker, until I got pregnant. I'm almost 8 months, and I know I've slowed down a lot. Please don't hate me.

My husband and I are expecting our first child in less than 2 months. We will both be 39. I can't imagine having had children before now. I was married before, and I thank the powers that be that I never had children with my ex. He was lazy, unmotivated, and careless - he would have made a lousy father and I'm sure…

I asked my husband to marry me. He loves to brag about that. :) We'd gotten drunk, and I just asked him. He said, "Sure."

Me four!

This just made my night.