Working with firefighters has ruined their hotness for me. Most of them are steeped in toxic masculinity.

I would sell my soul and my firstborn child to Poshmark if they’d drop the shipping fee down to $4 instead of $7

Ways to significantly increase Wellness:

I’ve never understood the Intensely emotional reactions people have to the Kardashians. Like....people HATE them. The malevolent energy Is so palpable, but why? Because they’re shallow? Because they don’t deserve their wealth and fame? Because they are everywhere? So fucking what. There are tons of celebs like that,…

Totally me making this conjecture based on nothing but 14 years of casual viewing and reading Jez articles, but I feel like Kim (say what you will about Kourtney and Khloe...but Kim is the star of this vehicle and they were supporting cast) does not want to figure out how to semi-script what is going on with Kanye…

I’ve hard the third group referred to as “$60k millionaires”. They are living off of credit card debt and genuinely believe that “fake it ‘til you make it” is an effective mantra.

What’s being implied about Zendaya’s response to Chalamet’s tweet? It seems like a sweet exchange. Can we have nice things? Please?

yeah... Joan always takes the snark 5 steps too far (to the point where I’m confused - why opt to be the celebrity writer if you think you’re too good for celebrity news and think celebrities straight up suck no matter what?)

It seems snark is all that Joan has anymore. 

I’m actually impressed? I expected a cutesy insta announcement whenever baby Daisy arrived, but I did not anticipate a charitable foundation with Unicef. That’s pretty cool of them.

Are you all still clapping?

I was really hoping Brad Pitt would go the Keanu route with his next girlfriend. Dating someone decades younger in Hollywood is banal. 

....they’re so ugly though?

Or! We can ask our government to fund the arts and the institutions that host them so that they don’t have to go bowing and scraping for donations. We can invest in early art education, engaging our kids in the arts and sending them to a museum or play multiple times a year. The government can do more to sponsor and…

This is fucking devastating, and punches me in the gut as someone who grew up on a lake and saw my fair share of accidents. I hope that they have trained child psychologists who can gently and effectively question her son to get a few more details. Did she dive in the water head first? Could have hit her head and…

Orville Peck is a gay icon who sings absolutely haunting, old-school country music. His music videos are very visual striking and usually feature much less traditional country/western content than the one featured here (not that I disliked this one- it still had some of his signatures like the dancing, the atmosphere,…

Did you write that headline? Cause “The storm that never passes” is fucking brilliant. 

Is it possible for Biden to step down and Warren to step up? Am I wishing on unicorn fart?

National news media - especially the broadcast tv and cable news - are based in NY. Consequently, this until-now not particularly popular governor is getting wall-to-wall coverage for his every utterance, not to mention the ludicrous side show he does with his brother on CNN several times a week.

My experience has been that I can read a particular segment but the comment section won’t load. If however I then close the window and re-open Jezebel and reopen the segment..... the comments load.