I really hate Jonah Hill. He is terribly unfunny and a shitty actor and not endearing at all because he comes across as horribly insincere. I really don’t like him.

I'm down for the ostrich gambit. I could work from home. After a couple weeks I'd get stir crazy. Then, only leave the house to go for a run. Bonus lots of free outdoor time if the ostrich attacks early in the week. After a year I'd be in better shape and have a million dollars, where's the downside?

I basically have done that the last 5 years anyway haha... Amazon and restaurants will deliver everything I need. I can exercise inside - open windows when I want fresh air.

EXACTLY!!

Titty bar VIP room.

so basically I just have to stay inside my home for a year straight and I get a cool mil? Done and done. That ostrich can get pissed waiting, but it ain’t comin inside.

in what world is adultery easier done than said?

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

How is it that she keeps losing in court but no one questions the credibility of these claims?

for vigorously defending her client??

the capital sentencing process that the statute provides is constitutionally inadequate in practice...The results of the jurors’ good-faith grappling with the law—arbitrary, biased, and erroneous death verdicts—are intolerable as a matter of due process and proportional punishment.

He was 27. I understand when you obtain a certain level of wealth it makes sense to have a will no matter your age but how are you going to convince a 27 year old that they need a will?

(1.) The car tells you when it’s in Park both on the dash and gear stick. You ALWAYS check this before you exit any car.

So in other words they read the most popular mommy bloggers and mommy forums and copied the subject matter they saw there.

how the fuck is that a huge bat flip at all

Dank meme war, commence!

I swear to God, Annasguilt, I will spray you in the face with a gardening hose while you’re sitting in your car preparing to go someplace fancy.

found our 12 year-old commenter!

does it include bad acting and a conclusion you can figure out by track/episode 3?

It’s a Bourne movie. They exist solely to show-case cat-and-mouse chase sequences where we get the pleasure of seeing Bourne screw with the plans of a bunch of bad guys and assholes on computers trying to chase him. As long as the new movie gets that, then it’s okay in my book if the rest of the plot is stupid - the…