I really wish I hadn't found out she's a scientologist. Now I look at her and taste ashes.

The best is when she is one clone impersonating another clone. It will be close to the "real thing", but just a bit off.

I never would have thought I'd say this because she's possibly the least likely I'd want to hang out with or aspire to be like (except Helena, of course), but Alison is my favorite performance of hers - she's just so delightful to watch, every mannerism is genius with that one. I'd be more likely to hang with Cosima…

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

There are now officially two things on this planet that make me feel broody. Little kids wearing so much ski gear they look like the Michelin Man and can only move by waddling, and this picture.

My bf is a bike messenger & shaves his legs. It's rad. Our legs are like elegant hairless dolphins between the sheets. But yeah, these ads are dumb.

I was gonna say Tom Hardy meets Macklemore.

His Highness is not impressed.

Why are we even giving this fool a platform?

Right? Also, this is an incredible collection of eyeroll.

THIS

Sometimes she's said thing that have made me laugh, but the incredibly offensive things she's said about little people—and the way that she's objectified and dehumanized Chuy Bravo, in particular—honestly makes me want to gag. I can't handle it.

Hooray! E! isn't renewing Chelsea!

How about crochet? I made an amoeba recently. And a grumpy turnip.

I love love love love Debbie's Pecan Spinwheels BUT I like them better when they are Drake's Pecan Spins.

"They sound the same when they're live!"

"I could never go to a rock concert. I'd be, like, trampled on."

No. This is not racism. There is no troubling history of black folks using whiteface to oppress and marginalize whites. It may be silly and in poor taste, but it ain't racist. Not at all.