My grandmother used to say that when you couldn't think of anything nice to say about a frightfully ugly baby, you said "Now THAT'S a baby!" Because then you don't have to lie when you're expected to say something.

That child looks like she's been at the sugar, rather than the cheese!

I get shit ALL the time for saying that in some ways Courtney Love is a personal hero of mine. Yes there are a lot of things about her that I don't agree with, however, in reading about her history, there are a lot of really powerful messages in there. She was dead fucking set on everyone knowing her name. I admire…

I actually love it, but I think with the line of her top through it, the detail is obscured and it looks off.

I really, really doubts she cares that you don't approve.

While having a float in the Rose Parade is not cheap (around a quarter million dollars)

No. Shut up and go away.

Can we please applaud 3 News for being the kind of program that does good and helps society? These boys and the police are in hot water because of their investigation. More of this please.

I still can't really wrap my head around the fact that men aren't expected to be able to control themselves around a skirt and yet it's women who shouldn't be trusted with nuclear codes because of periods.

Whether or not this is "plus sized," I can tell you one thing: I actually feel really, really good about my body after seeing these pictures. I pretty much look like this (albeit shorter) — right down to the little back roll.

Can we talk about Curtis's face for a second? He has the most unique and beautiful face I've ever seen.

God I hate The Breakfast Club. The rest of the movie cannot make up for the shite ending where Molly Ringwald runs to the douchebag who treated her like crap for the entirety of the film. The same with Pretty In Pink, and for that very same reason. It always makes me wonder if John Hughes didn't secretly hate Molly…

Could have at least tried to do the Christian Haunted House thing.

Holy fuck. If you guys don't have access to this article, there is this HILARIOUS figure that has the same woman dressed slutty and non-slutty side-by-side, in order to illustrate the difference between dressing in a "sexually provocative manner" and a "conservative manner" (their actual words in the caption).

And girlfriends are threatened by the presence of porn because they never ever look at any themselves.

The description of those stupid baby headbands finally made me understand why I hate them so much. I've already told my husband that if we ever have a daughter, those headbands are forbidden.

I think dressing up your daughter (who is BEAUTIFUL, by the way) as one of Teresa Guidice's children is the best thing I've ever heard. Especially the casual outfit.

Yeah, that was kind of the crux of the entire piece. Good reading comprehension skills, bub!

That was so fucking funny. I've never wanted a baby until this moment.

Your husband deserves a crown, his performance was on point and his pictures are amazing.