grandpa could GET IT
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guys i can’t stop
oh fuck yeah. kevin maloney was born for this post.
....... yeah dude cool talk awesome yeah
okay what tho?
either my eyes are pee-soaked or that is effective marketing
for high school, i mean
do we know if this is the first of its kind?
who in the fuck is this person
you go girl!
honestly, she keeps winning me over. go miley.
“It was the first time I head Tyrannosaurus Rex.”
horrible, horrible nightmare
“and Mrs. Clooney, thin and British as she is, went ahead and had some herself.”
if you use chrome, download AdBlock! lifechanger.
argh. the email gives it away - i know few “professionals” that include numbers in their email, especially journalists/reporters. makes typos too easy.
the woman that runs this bar is an absolute saint. i got robbed here last year and she personally reviewed hours of footage, tracked down the name on the guy’s credit card to find him on facebook, and was able to recover my stuff. long live bobbie @ kings county.
dorothy allison held me in the sweetest embrace when she learned my name was allison. what a woman.
fuck yeah, JD. that’s exactly how i imagined her: pro-woman, anti-bad boyfriend, and just narcissistic enough to make the whole thing about her
sobbin’ at 10:38am