omg i watched the episode with her slamming wine last night and thought to myself, "MY GOD, THOSE GLASSES."

anna holmes, i will see you in Davis. taking the amtrak from sac if it's the last thing i do! so exciting.

high socks RULE.

oh god TOO GOOD

this is why i love this website

GO FOR PAX. SERIOUSLY.

tidbits like this make the internet so much fun

beautifully put

my brain just shuts off. like if i hear a new pal who seems fantastic call something "gay," i will forever have trouble getting past that in my brain. it's not that i necessarily like them less, they are just forever one of "those people" in my head.

scabies? jesus christ.

Age: 1

you lost me at "retards"

How does this Chantex insurance deal work out? How do I look into that?

JEZZIES, i need help quitting. effective strategies?!

okay, i need HELP. i am trying to quit smoking (10 years solid), and in doing so, i've realized how awesome it is to breathe normally. i'm flirting with the idea of running, but i am too afraid to start. yoga is usually my only athletic activity, but i know my life needs a change and i want to replace unhealthy habits…

i just wish she would put her tongue back in her god damn mouth.

this is fabulous. i'm so excited.

hate this shit

see, THAT sounds awesome. this guy is a big fan of michael franti and his name is Buck. not kidding: http://www.yogashalasac.com/

i have to let you know - i signed into my account JUST to comment on how hard this made my laugh. i'm still giggling.