It is a national law now, since the 80's, every state is 21 or older to buy or consume. Some states, like Wisconsin, have some loopholes, such as there is no age requirement to drink/be served provided you are there with a parent of legal drinking age. This led to some odd things during an MLB broadcast when they had…

Chrissy is such a delight and that photo is precious. 

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET THIS ENDING? I dated the wrong guys in that game.

The best part of this story, to me, is how the closure of the monument is described as an “evacuation”.  Oh noes, someone was climbing on the statue, send in the Red Cross!  I hope there were warm blankets and hot cocoa ready along with the crisis counselors.  

I’m sure there was white personnel on the bus complaining about Rosa “wasting time.”

I’d better see you complaining about “wasting the police’s time” on all the articles about white people calling the cops on black people. Otherwise, you’re just another garden-variety internet moron.

horny fish

<raises glass>

‘Ovaritos.’

My son’s preschool introduced me to a walking taco on Halloween of this year and it has changed how I eat on campus. Now, when dudes in their late teens yell ‘hey taco’ at me, I know they need homework help and aren’t *necessarily* yelling derogatory terms at me. Because I eat a friggin walking taco every. day.

Well, as a man, I’m expecting these Ovaritos to be pink, to taste like a summer’s eve, and be way more expensive.

It’s called Home Ec

I have a feeling the answer will be in an SNL sketch.

Yogurt again, somehow.

Education for women?!?!

You’re ironically projecting a lot of things onto her that you have no way of knowing. And you seem to be trying to excuse your own behavior.

Nope, that’s the best part. Even when you tell someone, they are sure that you are fucking with them. Gooey-duck! (Or horse-cock if you’re using the vernacular.)

I genuinely thought geoduck was a Pokémon

Yeah, my first thought was juvenile. But my second thought was a juvenile.