Whaaat?!! Ugh, a wanker indeed. Sounds like a classic Nice Guy Loved By All poser who got a little too tipsy and accidentally let his true nature show. 😠

HE NEVER PAYS FOR IT

Lolwut?

1. Neil, you usually seem like a really sweet and genuine guy, but this is just plain rude and you should be deeply embarrassed right about now. Then again, I suppose a guy who would spend a decade playing a character whose entire shtick is blatant misogyny that’s played off as innocuously hilarious can only be but so…

One of the replies to that comment has introduced me to my new Favorite Thing: the term “w👁ke.”

I haven’t seen the videos, but I’d also be concerned about whether she was neglecting her patients in order to focus on the camera. I’m not sure which would be worse: dancing while operating, which might pose a physical hazard in an already-delicate situation, or taking a break to dance, which would increase the time…

Literally

Oof, I feel your angst. Let’s try breaking it down, though:

This is a man who always – without exception – says what he thinks people (or rather, the people in his immediate vicinity) want to hear. He’s not okay with feeling like a fool or owning up to his own lack of omnipotence (and no, he does not see any kind of distinction between the two), so he maintains absolute…

You know what always weirds me out? When a guy’s child is born and he says “I became a father today!” Like, dude, your bebe was popped out a vag after months of growth and development, not conjured from a lifeless form. Sure, it’s a huge milestone and everything is suddenly changing experience-wise (on all sides) and…

“It was a consensual and private matter”

I’ll go first:

I feel compelled to star any use of this gif, regardless of context. :P

To be fair, they’d have to be absolutely bonkers to think it’d be chill to just play out a Lord of the Flies setup. The show was in 2007, apparently, at which point American culture was right on the verge of full-on parenting paranoia.

TIL a fascinating little bit of Slang etymology:

OMG THEY REALLY DO EXIST, THE MEN WHO GET IT!!! :D

...For now! :D

This exchange makes me so happy. <3

I don’t know you, but I love you. <3 <3 <3

Notably, however, he is an age-appropriate selection. Baby steps!