annagoldman50
SirIanMcKellenIsMyImaginaryGrandpa's Computer Died
annagoldman50

Definitely not! I've noticed I tend to pick profiles with a dog or cat, and it lets them know you may have dog hair on you ahead of time. Some people don't like dogs. Weirdos.

Better than pics of them in a badly fitting suit at a family wedding.

Someone has probably posted this, but:

But, luckily, many of the racist white people are too old to breed.

Oh myyyyy.

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The dude just said he writes "good stuff", like fucking Hemingway. The ego on this bastard! Damn!

In Vancouver we have multi-ethnic bro-ettes.

This sounds like Vancouver, BC bros. And also quite a few girls.

Is there a female equivalent to a bro? Like those flocks of young women out drinking in superhigh heels and miniskirts?

Now I can't stop shrieking.

I just totally spaced on it, man!

I love that clip.

But my husband hates beer! Oh well. I need my own hobbies, man!

Won't somebody think of the non-Americans? (Who can't watch any US only stuff.)

ACTIVATE THE HUMAN TWITTERPEDE! EAT MY TWEETS!

Their penises... they're spiral-shaped!

I think she's overcompensating for being a mortician by being PEPPY.

But the Diet Baconator Slurpee is carb-free!