I was going to say "It's the mothers-in-law." But you said it better.

Well, I was pretty drunk at Sunday school.

Twelve!

Then you'll love this one about why you shouldn't sag your pants! If I can post a link and not fuck it up.

I'm not sure if it's just me but when I watched his video on Youtube these were the suggested videos:

I like the way you think.

That would be awesome. "And do you give 10% of your before-tax income to the church?"

I like it!

The Parable of the Talents made me SO MAD in Sunday school. It still does. Guy shows up at the end of the day and gets the same pay as the other hardworking dudes, cause Mr. Rich Man didn't want to make change? Christ allmighty.

And every wedding is the same! Unless it's a hippie wedding, the best kind. I once went to a hippie wedding in a field officiated by a native dude, with the couple dressed in Sri Lankan wedding clothes (she's Sri Lankan) The only key thing is an open bar, in my opinion. Or BYOB.

Would a BOY wear this necklace? Not a good Christian one!

Gloves won't help that at all if they have them on when they get cut.

Bartenders? Seriously, that would be weird.

Jealousy is horrible. I've never known a guy to get over it.

I meant metaphorical ovaries.

This kid is going to get mad girlfriends in high school.

Awwww! Go Canucks!

I know a two year old who got an iPad for his birthday. I will probably never own an iPad, unless I find it in the street.

Is that an English bobby's helmet?

Should have a smoke in his hand.