WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Also I respect people's right to home-school their kids, it seems wrong that people can raise them in such a psychologically-warping way. I'm sorry you had to deal with all that. Kids should get to go to school, learn actual science math and history, and hang out with other kids who aren't family members!

Well, stones might get you in trouble!

It probably cost them about $2 for your food.

Wonder how much this shit cost them. Terrible.

Oy, my mum does that.

So it's for bros who are embarrassed to be seen texting their GF when they're bro-ing out.

(He's in no way worth $2000, I got him for free. But he wasn't for sale!)

Last week a guy pulled up when I was walking my dog and said "How old is he? I'll give you two thousand dollars for him." and I nearly ran away yelling DON'T TOUCH HIM!

Don't worry, they'll find you.

Wowsers!

No pants?

I love this. Even though the color's boring.

She's adorable, but did someone make her stand there, possibly by threatening to kill her dog?

Urgh.

Oh bless your heart. No.

Well, they can watch it on the frickin' Youtubes! Do kids even watch the Oscars? I did, but I was a pretty weird kid.

They find that suspicious (I've never had a credit card, loan, mortgage or car). It makes it really hard to get credit, ironically.

The joke's on them! I did fantastic in high school but I'm completely unemployable! Ha!