Urgh.

Oh bless your heart. No.

Well, they can watch it on the frickin' Youtubes! Do kids even watch the Oscars? I did, but I was a pretty weird kid.

They find that suspicious (I've never had a credit card, loan, mortgage or car). It makes it really hard to get credit, ironically.

The joke's on them! I did fantastic in high school but I'm completely unemployable! Ha!

Indeed! A minimum age for birth control is ridiculous.

Obviously a sixteen year old is not mature enough to not become a parent.

It makes me so mad how they'll fill a dumpster with edible food, then arrest you if you try to take some. Actually, they mostly just lock the dumpsters now.

While smoking a Gauloise?

Worse than wine snobs? Impossible!

Did you just call regular-strength Heineken"funky and skunky"? Aiyaaaaa. If it's under 4% it ain't beer to me.

Wow, cool, I didn't know that! It's weird also how it's so poisonous to cats and dogs.

Pfff. Nothing beats opium at suppressing coughs! Heroin is also extremely effective.

Nice touch.

Isn't this the After photo with the annotations from the Before photo? Or have I just been drinking?

Sorry honey, she wins this one.

Did Kate Beaton draw this? I hope so.

Ha, twentysomething! Vogue models are frequently over 16 but under 20, unless they're famous already (for instance Karlie Kloss, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, sometimes someone like Twiggy).

I met my feller online and we've been together for 5 years next month! There are some nice people amongst the assholes.

Maybe you should see a doctor about that.