Don't say stuff you know is going to upset someone, especially if it's something they can't change, like they look like a fat little boy, or a "lesbian volleyball player" as an ex once told me after a particularly traumatic haircut. But I never picked on his going bald. Guys can be very touchy about that and it would…

Some of these folks set their Dirt at 100.

Princess Bride joke.

And maybe if you ladies took a male relative with you everywhere you go, you wouldn't get assaulted!

I provided a long list of "invisible work" categories, discussed what needed to be done, divided up chores and posted lists. Didn't work, so we just lowered our standards. Wooo! But maybe it's poetic justice, because my mom did these to me when I was a kid. No stickers can make chore lists fun.

Hells yeah! And also guys, it's about being ready for if there's a storm and the power's out for a week, not just The Apocalypse.

I think this is from an old lad's mag, and is meant to be comedy.

The solution is to just have the (underwhelming) sex and get it out of the way. Once you realize you're not sexy-time compatible, you can move on! This may not work for everyone.

Best quote: "You take your average guy, subject him to long days of airports, cramped seating and the general irritation of travel, then place him in a hotel room he didn’t pay for in a town where no one knows him. How could he be expected to not solicit a prostitute?" Well, quite.