......but according to vegans you’ll be obese, disabled, and bedridden in 3 years and dead within 8. My condolences to you.

I’m going to recommend this so that maybe someone can translate what you said into something that makes sense.

Okay, I’m not sure I buy that assessment, but for the sake of argument let’s say you’re right and meat tastes shitty without plants. Meat + plants tastes way better than plants alone. I’m not anti-plant I just don’t want to eat only plants for the rest of my life. That sounds pretty shitty to me. I could if I had to,…

Oh yeah the subbing turkey bacon in was a personal preference choice not a health choice. I’m a weirdo who prefers turkey bacon.

Avocado toast is great if you add onion, a touch of lemon, salt and a sprinkle of roast bacon.

And yet, all my grandparents ate meat and lived past 90.

I’m browner than toast and I’ve been eating toasted bread with avocado since the 70s.

Studies show that if we just cut out the aforementioned avocado toast, we’ll all be able to afford homes too, so there’s that...

I don’t give a fuck what science does or doesn’t prove. I’ll take 70 years of hamburgers, steaks, shrimp, barbecue, ribs, turkey bacon, and chicken sandwiches over 90 years of avocado toast and steamed cauliflower all damn day.

Rush Limbaugh is famous for saying “British African Americans.”

Honestly, at this point African American has become a coded word for racists.

Serious question, that “half your age plus seven years” rule is just for guys right? Because I as a woman couldn’t begin to think about dating someone that much younger than me. I know it works just fine for some couples, but the thought kinda creeps me out. Then again maybe that is part of my problem, not giving the…

Plus, the whole point of talking about a childhood crush as an adult is to acknowledge how silly and ridiculous it was, not to make it happen.

Wow, good for them! I applaud any relationship that lasts long starting when you are that young. I am curious as to how an 18 year old and a 38 year old met- I can’t imagine any circumstances where I, a 29 year old, am meeting any 18 year olds, much less in 10 years lol

I honestly think his creepy tweets about women are further proof he is on drugs and is distorting the truth in interviews. He also tweeted about still being in love with Hillary Duff a while back. He has a girlfriend and sober him has to know he is famous enough that if he tweets shit like that to actresses it is…

There are tons and tons of semi-famous wealthy people who try to do what the Kardashians do and fail.

I know a couple of adult women in their 30s who love her lip kits.

yes, a lot of Millennials in their 20s and 30s are buying her make-up kits, too. I’ve seen quite a few people on my Facebook feed who bragged about buying her lipsticks and I rolled my eyes.

It’s depressing as fuck knowing that she’s raking in millions of dollars at 20 years old. And whenever she tells her fans on Snapchat that a new lipstick or kit will go on sale in an hour or a day, upon the launch date, it will immediately sell out in 5-10 minutes, having sold over 100,000 units. I wish I was…

Oh, I absolutely agree with you that it’s a terrible idea to not to complete the legal stuff in a prompt manner, but, well, people do dumb things.