I remember that movie! We watched it in my speech class. Aside from the abortion monologues, the most memorable scene for me was when the suicidal rich guy reads "Richard Corey" from Spoon River Anthology to Jami Gertz & then is like, "Will you go out with me?"

I remember that movie! We watched it in my speech class. Aside from the abortion monologues, the most memorable scene for me was when the suicidal rich guy reads "Richard Corey" from Spoon River Anthology to Jami Gertz & then is like, "Will you go out with me?"

That National Review list of "conservative" rock songs is bizarre.

That National Review list of "conservative" rock songs is bizarre.

I think you're supposed to be offending the mainstream, yes? Appropriation of a minority culture is cheap, hacky, and you know, racist. Not rocking.

I think you're supposed to be offending the mainstream, yes? Appropriation of a minority culture is cheap, hacky, and you know, racist. Not rocking.

I didn't watch much back when Colbert was on (no cable), but yeah, I can see that.

I didn't watch much back when Colbert was on (no cable), but yeah, I can see that.

Affable? I dunno. His segments on The Daily Show always make me nervous because I'm afraid he's going to get punched in the face. I worry about Aasif Mandvi sometimes, too, but he's a distant second to Jones in the Which Daily Show Correspondent Is Most Likely to Get Punched in the Face One Day race.

Affable? I dunno. His segments on The Daily Show always make me nervous because I'm afraid he's going to get punched in the face. I worry about Aasif Mandvi sometimes, too, but he's a distant second to Jones in the Which Daily Show Correspondent Is Most Likely to Get Punched in the Face One Day race.

He's grown on me a bit. Some of his material is actually funny, but his delivery does a great job of hiding that.

He's grown on me a bit. Some of his material is actually funny, but his delivery does a great job of hiding that.

I don't have an opinion one way or the other about Ms. Swift. However, I think that happily dumping a guy once you realize he's an incurable douchebag is actually an indicator of maturity.

I don't have an opinion one way or the other about Ms. Swift. However, I think that happily dumping a guy once you realize he's an incurable douchebag is actually an indicator of maturity.

That was EXACTLY the line I was thinking of! I still cut Ben Stiller slack even after the Focker movies just on the basis of that line.

That was EXACTLY the line I was thinking of! I still cut Ben Stiller slack even after the Focker movies just on the basis of that line.

The quasi-Menendez brothers/OJ trial televised in the background throughout was alone worth the price of admission. That coverage included an advertisement for a made-for-TV movie starring Eric Roberts as both brothers — so brilliant.

The quasi-Menendez brothers/OJ trial televised in the background throughout was alone worth the price of admission. That coverage included an advertisement for a made-for-TV movie starring Eric Roberts as both brothers — so brilliant.

I think you mean Far From Heaven. And I agree, I prefer that and Velvet Goldmine to Safe, though they're more fun than weighty.

I think you mean Far From Heaven. And I agree, I prefer that and Velvet Goldmine to Safe, though they're more fun than weighty.