Sneer.

Blowtorch and the Walks, so named for the 2 things requested by a coworker who was having a bad day.

A grade of B or B+…
… for the troops? Wow, that is indeed great American patriotism. Go troops! You are so better than average, albeit not excellent!

See it
I just saw it this morning, and I thought it was well worth my time. Not to sound like a squeeing fangirl (which I'm not. No, for real), but Mortensen was fantastic. Watts was OK in a role that didn't give her much to do, and Cassel was very good in his scenery-chewing way (I happen to like him, although I can…

Best. AV Feature. Ever.
OK, that was possibly the funniest and most awesomely illustrated feature I've ever seen in the AV Club, and I've been reading for roughly 10 years. Thank you for arming my Little Ponies with such aggression and, well, arms. Tasha, consider yourself girl-crushed. (But not in a creepy way, 'kay?)