Trump wants that Godfather scene so bad, the one with folks kissing his ring. He’s got it from Christie, from Gentle Ben, from lil’ Marco, and many of the other asshat candidates that ran. That Cruz won’t gives Trump an enemy that will make him seethe. If Trump wins he’ll have Cruz & his sycophants working daily to…

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

I have Asian friends and we’ve never addressed if this is offensive or not because I’ve known for years and years not to pretend to be Chinese.

She looks like she’s counting the seconds until she can get the fuck out of there.

I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

Also, okay, your last name is “Murphy”, and so you decided to sell Murphy beds? I’m sorry, but is that the best thing you could think of? Does it seem like a solid business plan to you? I mean, is the reasoning here that once people find out you exist, they will be so charmed by the fact that you share a name with a…

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

Someone associated with The Apprentice is a racist jerk? Golly.

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

Yeah, they do...but I suspect she’s just not a good person, period.

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

Madonna looks as stupid as one of those British celebs who say “I love America” but really mean “I love Manhattan below 110th, a few parts of Los Angeles, and perhaps San Francisco."

I haven’t cleaned my mirror in weeks (I find that the mist of water spots gives me a real soft focus look) so I am going to ignore this advice for sanitation reasons.

I came to say that. I know she’s trying to be encouraging but since it’s coming from one of the most openly unaware narcissistic people to have exposed themself on TV maybe ever, it’s funny.

I feel a sudden need to introduce you to the Ryanair experience.

Looks like they might be...

Okay, I really want this for my dogs. But I really can’t justify $80 and then $10 a month — per dog! — when my dogs are not remotely escape artists. But if I ever do lose one of them, I will hate myself forever for being too cheap to do everything I could to ensure their safety.

Cats love boxes..........any size.

Of course the cat was in a box! Where else?! lol