Hope Hicks getting pulled in by Mueller’s investigation is very interesting. Here’s a young woman who was literally a flack for a small shoe company (Ivanka’s), who, within a year, leapfrogged to the highest public relations job on earth (White House Communications Director). Obviously, she’s got dirt on Ivanka, and…

As Ta-Nehasi Coates was reminding people on twitter: 3/5s of a person was already a compromise. Missouri was a compromise. Lincoln’s election platform was a compromise. The road to the civil war was paved in compromises that never managed to be enough for the slaveholders of the south.

Are my fellow NYC Jezzies ok? Hoping all is well with you guys.

Which is how the British version ends. With Francis Urquhart’s murder. You know...just watch the British version.   

Some joke about House of Cards collapsing.

If they rewrite the balance of the final season so Claire has Francis killed and assumes power - THAT WOULD ACTUALLY COMPORT WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL! Let Robin Wright carry the season (she’s been the real standout anyway, but this is the way the original story goes)

Fifteen hundred people died on the Titanic. The people who pay to experience this show are the ones who check in on Facebook when they visit Auschwitz.

Meanwhile Winona Ryder shoplifted once and it nearly destroyed her career! No double standard here, nope.

The big elephant in the room for me is the question of whether or not any Titanic experience can really be a Titanic experience if the ship doesn’t crash into an iceberg.

You can’t watch first 3 episodes of a show only and claim that it’s the “most over-rated show to come out in a long time”.  

“I stand by my comments that were proven to be false”

I honestly have considered that too. Trump values loyalty over everything, therefore he has to be publicaly loyal in order to keep his job, which is to make sure the world doesn’t explode.

“Robert E. Lee was an honorable man who gave up his country to fight for his state.”

“Robert E. Lee was an honorable man who gave up his country to fight for his state.”

I wouldn’t break up with someone who got cold sores, but also, I wouldn’t kiss them during an outbreak. Seems pretty simple.

Cranston’s heart is in the right place, I can’t condemn him when I know he’s not a Trumptard or even a conservative.

I’m not a piece of shit for not wanting to have herpes.

Nope, lol. Not everyone.

Right, but the question is can I sue my mother for giving me cold sores when I was a toddler?

DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???