Imagine that the woman’s sitting down next to the man? Yeah, this made me sick, ‘cause this was exactly the move the sexually abused little boys at school used to make on me as a little girl when the teacher used to make me sit next to them. Overhand. Fast. Dipping into my crotch. Horrific.

The hilarious thing is that people in the UK are still mocking Americans for Trump. ‘Oh my god, you’re all so ignorant and ridiculous, you’d vote for that!’

Yes, my nightmare is that they pull a Benazir Bhutto. A Jo Cox. Whatever murdered female politician we’re supposed to call this stuff after now.

And nothing even happens sex-wise in Twilight until book three. And they’re married by then and on honeymoon. And the sex is just a fade to black. It’s about as explicit as Jane Eyre. If that’s not the kind of sex that Republicans think is acceptable, what is?

Yes, and yet when Trump launches all the nukes and all their babies end up with sixteen legs and no mouth, they’ll all be crying out for abortions.

It’s like ‘RELEASE THE LIONS’ but way more satisfying, and likely to go down even worse with Evangelical Christians.

With all this Trump stuff, I was thinking today about the times back at university when I was in rooms with groups of men who were on the verge of blackout drunk and had just about completely forgotten I was even female - you’d hear all sorts, sometimes really nasty stuff, but thankfully I always remember my real…

I’d actually love to see Princess Taylor. The Queen would be so annoyed about her name. Old Queenie would probably refer to her as ‘Princess Henry’, just to bug them both.

Now I want to know which languages they can swear in. English, French, Cambodian, Oshiwambo?

It’s really posh/Spanish. Like the kid’s nanny. In Spain kids from families with some cash get dressed like they just stepped out of a time machine from the 1940s. With sweet wooden toys to match.

God, that brings back memories of me, my parents and Margaret Thatcher. Little me used to tell them how horrible she was, and they’d apologise for voting for her the first time.

Ha, my mother is always telling me to watch Outlander (Scot pride, woo) but she always clearly states that I wilney be watching it wi’ her.

Yes, I was at ‘he’s absolutely horrible, but at least...’

And people who play eardrum burstingly loud videos of their own or someone else’s kids at home screaming and running around and singing. No. If the actual, live little kids on the bus know better than to do that, why do you think your video is ok?

It just bugs me that it has never even been suggested. (Apart from that horrible movie idea a while back which wouldn’t have included either of them).

How does this pile get a sequel series, but not Buffy? Eh? If we’re talking nineties nostalgia? Please?

Yeah! Nobody puts Clark Gregg in the corner!

Yeah, dude, it’s going to be ‘Thor: That Other Thing’. ‘Dark World’ already came out whenever ago.

Nah. Dick jokes improve everything. Dicks are funny. Awesome, but funny.

I’m assuming Felicia Day is currently way down in Deep 13. Busy doing experiments. So she may not even be able to get out to vote.