I would buy that house for my Dad if I had the money, only because Churchill would turn over in his grave if an Indian family moved into it. That racist shit. I understand the (sometimes) importance of historical context, but in his case, hell no.

Master! You have so very much to teach me!

He’s the sonic boom of stupid.

This is my go-to for unsolicited nudes.

When a guy sends me an unsolicited dick pic, I talk about everything in the picture EXCEPT the dick. “I like your sheets.” “What football game is that?” “Is that a Comcast remote?” I love to see their reaction.

THAT is AMAZING.

A good reaction to unwanted dick pics is to send a picture of someone cutting up phallic shaped food.

God, I’m glad/not glad I’m too old to have to deal with the unsolicited dick pic. Lololol what a wonderful world.

Okay, I’m stumped. What quote from The Godfather would be an effective shut-down response to an unsolicited dick-pic?  

Its cool.

“especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer”

Oh, only 26 days until the election you say?

I definitely wasn’t implying that it only happens to attractive women (though I’m sure you’re perfectly lovely!), but I imagine that truly beautiful women, like the one in the Donald video, have it much, much worse. Then again, from these comments, it seems that just about every woman has experienced it to a degree.

I WAS TOLD EXPLICITLY THAT IT SURVIVES ON THE GLASS FOR THREE HOURS BY RELIABLE DRUNK PEOPLE IN COLLEGE

In many cases, especially with large universities, campus security ARE the police; local police forces have special units to police universities. I don’t know if that’s the case at Maryland, but there’s a pretty common complicity between large universities and official police forces.

THIS!!!

A consolation prize, to be sure, but still a sweet one.

Every single thing Trump said on Syria made me want to set my TV on fire. Aleppo has already fallen? Assad, Iran, and Russia are fighting Daesh? No one knows who the rebels are? Syrian refugees aren’t already being vetted?

It’s not a single issue, it’s merely the most prominent one that comes to many people’s minds. Pence is bad on nearly all civil rights, but also on the economy. Pence managed to start an AIDS epidemic in his own state because he hates women so much and also wants to cut taxes for his buddies. Jez commenters will…

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