Kind of like how the VP debate was all about “basket of deplorables?”

My first cat was like that. Regular brushings meant nothing; I could brush him for two hours straight and he’d still be shedding. I finally broke down and got a furminator. Spending $60 on a cat hairbrush made me feel like an idiot but having fur-free carpet and tile made it worthwhile. I also vacuum regularly and…

Peanut stew with chickpeas. It’s very hearty.

There’s no way this doesn’t become a meme. “Fuck her right in the pussy” has been an honest-to-God meme for at least two years now, and that was a proven hoax.

Sure but it’ll be the best two hours of the year.

Hello there, I am fairly sure you’re being trolled right now.

You have to watch it. I’ve been watching the Daily Show for years and this is honestly the best segment they’ve done since Stewart retired.

I think it’s for people who want to feel like they are intellectuals.

In an interview the show’s creators said that her father cried when they buzzed her hair short for the role which I thought was weird. This is even weirder.

Don’t forget about being willfully ignorant of the myriad ways the government does assist them. Building roads, maintaining sewage and power lines, keeping energy prices artificially low, paying for public education institutions (which is where the vast majority of primary drug research, technical innovations, and…

She sounds like a female Mr. Burns.

With Morelli, I am glad that her new relationship is working out, but I’m always a little wary when people end relationships specifically to be with someone else. Something about it just seems skeevy.

It’s still better than watching Mike Pence try to talk. The man is an imbecile. Ever since I saw him on Meet the Press back in 2014 last year, I remember him as one of the dumbest politicians I’ve ever seen on tv. Made me miss Tim Russert all over again.

From what I read, this encounter happened in the OR which meant extra monitoring. A C-section is still a surgery and they still needed to have a sterile field set up to do it.

Nah, if I met Mary Berry upfront (and I absolutely would demand to meet her upfront) I’d probably back out of the rest of the deal. What’s he going to do about it? Nothing, that’s what.

I’m not lying to myself, it’s just that I’m at least 56% sure that I don’t hate myself enough to actually go through with it.

Well I guess that’s good. I don’t like the constant idol worship that surrounds almost every royal family ever but I don’t actually want them to be able to die from a bruise.

What a nice way of saying that some Germanic hemophiliac inbred child is too slow to pop a nearby bubble.

Oh, I’m sure that StartingOverEasy and all the other people heaping criticism and double standards on BLM were just five minutes away from grudgingly admitting that it’s wrong for the police to commit extrajudicial murders and that those murders overwhelmingly have black victims.

Well that probably sucks.