I think we’re about to see a rash of petty thefts in broad daylight around that area committed by women, and a small-yet-significant percentage of men, shouting “I’M A NAUGHTY THIEF. COME STOP ME, TOM HARDY!!!!!”

There’s an instagram page just for pics of Tom Hardy and dogs. Literally all they post. It’s fabulous.

There’s a big difference between being covered in someone else’s vomit and your own.

My ovaries can’t take this.

Look! We all agreed to forget this. Just... be cool, okay?

My husband just told me if I ever brought tom hardy home, he’d understand

There are SEVERAL things in that series of events that are deeply pathetic for someone 38.

Excuse me, but this photo does not include his dog. Here’s one time he read a bedtime story with his dog!

Something deeply pathetic about being 38 and throwing up in your bed four times and just going to sleep in your own puke.

They need to do a movie together. I will watch it at home, alone, over and over.

If I was out walking and actually saw Tom Hardy walking one of his adorable dogs I think I would just pass out on the spot from my brain short-circuiting. “Cute dog?! Cute man?! Who do I talk to? WHO DO I TRY TO PET? CAN’T. FUNCTION. SHUTTING. DOWN.”

“It was mental – like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie. Two boys on the nicked moped had jumped a red light and smashed into a car. Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have…

Someone help him and remove that awful snake from around his neck, for godssakes!

Is there anything Tom Hardy doesn’t do? Recently he went on a kid’s show to read the bedtime story for Mother’s Day.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Adrienne Vittadini was quite the thing in the eighties. She did these kind of fantastic lounging day pajama track suit type of affairs, Joan Collins on the weekend vibe. Lounge wear really needs a revival.

You’re thinking of Michelle Rodriguez! Rosario was in Men in Black II and Sin City.

Yes, I remember that. Dolores Huerta, who has spent her life fighting for the rights of workers. And Rosario Dawson, who is in the Fast and Furious movies. This right here is the Sanders voter.

Same. It was always so obvious to me that his beliefs and priorities didn’t match my own and his ego was also huge. I wish his still fervent supporters could see it.